first off, fuck grammar and spelling.
(note the deterioration)
   
   So  I went to toronto with Kayli on thursday to sunday, lots of fun. the train didnt totally suck, but i  made sure to fucking hustle to the backseat for that single outlet for my laptizzle. Yoshis island is awesome. so when we got there i was all lets hit up young street and such. pretty much went around laughing at sex shops and porno theatres...and got cold. next day, went to the eaton centre and  saw an eb and games workshop which was cool,. saw tekken 5 for.... $64.99....damn, especially as i was planning on buying it myself. so kayli and i went hunting for this arcade, primarily so i could get mirkd by asians in the span of 8 seconds. we ewnded up actually having alot of fun playing racing games, which surprised me. we played pac man, mario, zombie shooters.. and fighters.now it may or may not be true, i cant say, but kayli may have beaten me having never played a fghter for more than ten minutes. snap i forgot, there was a little brawl in the arcade, like 5 people, foir the sake of description and description alone 3 were black two were white, adn it seemed to consist of a girl  saying to another girl something about taking money or something. things were said, not specifically this, but with the with same attitude and incoherance.

"fuck yo couch nigga." 

   one of the girls was then knocked to the ground and then promptly had her organs kicked in  repeatedly. i didnt want to interrupt or ontervene rather, as i wasnt in the mood to get stabbed, these guys were crazy, so the managers took care of it, and i then spent another 20$ on shitty games i enjoy. ( tekken 5 is good, yoshimisu is chillio as is bust-a-move)

   we then just went down the town and headed into a sex shop. i love porn. i love sex. i love sex shops. just so its known and i dont surprise anyone. i saw some of the whackest shit. like 35 inch double headed dildos with the diameter of my fist.  I thought this was just awesome in how ludicrous/inventive it is, its called a fleshlight.  you get caught with that and your instantly labeled a crank beast on the go. jujst general weird/ awsome things.

   there was also this "salzaban psychic extreme" so we thought, why the fuck not, lets go for a laugh and huck ten bucks for a palm reading or something. so there we are and this very depressed looking woman walks out afte r helping her kid out with a computer game and tehn says hello and offer her services, wich were as follows.

tarot card reading- i think theres a little to it, but as far as a psychinc goes, not that whack

palm reading- i think its pretty illegit, but whatever, its a classic

crystal ball- crystal ball?! whats up fucking merlin.

   after crystal ball i was like holy shit and couldnt not laugh a little, so i ask her how much. I was thinking 10-15$, she spits 30$.  so fuck it.

   I aslo went to china town, which is much more awesome than china street  here. It actually had  dried squid and octopus just sittign open to the element on a rack outside, thats pretty legit. so the first shop i go into is nothing but anime and such, i proceed to buy 17 posters and spend the majority of my money. i had to rep astro boy and got two as he was like as my mother describved it when she saw em on my wall  as "my childhood idol next to the ninja turtles". os we promptlky headed out so we still would have a little cash. went to the kensington market and stopped by a ocuple shops and such.

   later on saturday night, i went to my first porno. it was different then i thought it would be. kayli wanted to get smashed and go. but we couldnt get any booze. so we were banking on  me lookin 18 and them forgiving her  that she was turning 18 the next day, which she actually was. nobody actually asked, just put in 5 bucks, and roll through. there were two theatres
-college sluts 8-
-xxx super porn stars awesome or something.

   so we go into college sluts 8. kayli dares me to take it out, which i do. btw there are 2 rows of 6 vertical to the screen, another row of six, aisle, then two more rows of six. were sitting in the back, two other guys are in there in various rows. she startrs touching it and such , then all of a sudden this guy just pops out the backdoor and looks around. guess to see if anyone was cranking it or anything, so i was like damn, im putting my shit back in my drawers. or trying to at least, and the guy pops out again, this happens like 4 times so i think  theres a camera in their or something. i eventually get it back in adn we move to the second theatre, exact same  layout, totally different flick though.

   so theres this guy in nohing but a silver suit, shoes and all with the crotch cut out wearing this big fucking helmet, like two feet in diameter, hes fuckign like this schoolgirl/farmers daughter all made up with  plastic surgery and crazy makeup. things happen in porn as they  usually do, and as hes just lying there, the chick takes off his helmet after she goes down on him, and the guy dies. the next set is this guy bringing in this beutiful naked  chick in his arms layse her on a bed and walks back to this cupboard or som ethign and puts on the same  helmet as the dude before, proceeds to space walk, going all darth vader with the breathing.  he gets to her, and she motions him to go down on her, still wearing the big fucking helmets he puts his head between her legs and laps against the glass of the helmet. the chick goes what the fuck and tells him to take it off, so he inhales, takes it off, and goes down on her for ten seconds, then runs back to the helmet puts it on and hyper ventilates, catches his breath,  and  does this like 6 times. all the while a pretty gross overweight guy is jacking off liek ten feet away...... so thats that story, we left after that.

   that pretty much concludes what i can remeber of the trip right now.

   i lopped off like 3/4 of my hair though. so i guess im the gay vampire no longer.  the lynch pin on top  of it looking ratty, me being tired of it, needing a job and wwvsd? was the fact while in T.O.  i was looking for directions to the ROM, and like as i went up to people to just say "excuse me" they would look and shuffle off real quick. so im thinking, if i look like suchj a degenerate people think im panning for cash by just saying excuse me, im not getting a job any time soon.

   so fuck it.