spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic.
whats up fellow emcees?
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Dec 9, 2004
we love our hoes on video
interventionists are whack.. my philosophy of the day
side note, ag's/conor's mum, calls me out a fair bit ive come to the conclusion. today was in teh parking lot, and she obviously saw my shoddy (sp) parking job and nervous turns, and as i was walking to the xschool, she yealled something like "you cant do anything right." i love liz now, and i dont mind her sass, but three kids jsut looked at me, like, waht a fuck up, cant even park a car, and it hurt. Speaking of driving, i enjoy driving small japanese cars, or vans, i find anything in between freakishly unsettling.
shout out, although he wont read it, but ag is a great guy
Ag says: did I ever tell oyu that i had a supply teacher once that belived Alex Trebeck won the Cold War for the Captialists?-
peachy keen - says:fuck off
-peachy keen - says: no way
-peachy keen - says: in high school?
Ag says: yea last year in History class
my bio teacher knows a butcher right, so she brought in a set of pigs lungs and heatr and trachea, all attached in one piece, and beign the keener i am, was asked to stick a straw in the trachea and reinflate the lungs, which i did as im well rather into that shit. so im at teh back of the class just keepin it real, and this lebanese guy guy is poking it waearing some gloves, (this thing is fresh and still all drippy drippy, and a fellow student asks him to flip it over. but hes a lebanese muslim right, totally disgusted from pigs, refuses to acknowldege even anatomically pigs are similar to humans, and refuse to believe people evolved from monkeys) so instead of picking it up and flipping it over he just kinda pushes the shit over rather violently, and blood is splashed and sprayed a little, and people were checking themselves for blod on there clothses for like ten minutes, and, hate to say it, immigrants were washing there hands for a serious session, jsut amusing.
I'm sorry Vansmack, I try to keep it real with grammer and punctuation, but i just cant do it, yell at me until i do so.
imma try to keep it real, jerm you losing your life to world of warcraft? im keen to know
Posted at 05:54 pm by spitze
 | | | DAna
December 15, 2004 09:51 PM PST
i fell off the boat, ahhh | |
| | | VSmack
December 14, 2004 01:01 PM PST
Jeremy is my best friend because every time he drops smack he reminds me why he's my best friend. | |
| | | jeremy
December 14, 2004 12:50 AM PST
pigs arent similar to muslims.
muslims are full of evil. pigs are full of bacon. | |
| | | VSmack
December 13, 2004 06:43 PM PST
Ha ha!
Dane fell off! | |
| | | jeremy
December 12, 2004 09:30 AM PST
I also spend alot of time playing bass.
So, yeah thats pretty much all i do.
Oh, and hang out with Lorinda. | |
| | | Dana
December 9, 2004 05:59 PM PST
who are you?
i really need to clean up my at, i said teh like 5 times. and i mean apes, and for those of you that know, the lebanese guy was wael | |
| | | VSmack
December 9, 2004 05:58 PM PST
Don't worry about the punctuation, though it does make it a bit easier on the eyes.
Oh, and please never call my mom "Liz" again or refer to her "sass". | |
| | | SareBabe
December 9, 2004 05:57 PM PST
hey there! Am I the first comment? :) | |
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