i know thiss will sound rather....homosexual, but whatever
so im presenting my art isu today, its a 20 minute presentation on the renasainnce, and im talking aobut michalangelos david, so as im talking about the sculpture. i intended to say
" so you can see the artist created elaborate and enormous pieces"
what i actually said
" so you can see the artist created elaborate and enormous penises"
despite the quick recovery, i was still an idiot.