1. Full name:  Dana Jacob (Jakob) Tenzing Purcell
2. Nicknames:  dane, dan purcell, gay vampire, sugarcrisp whore
3. Eyes: piercing
4. Height: like 5 10.5ish
5. Hair:  dyed black and long
6. Siblings:  4all half brothers and a half sister, so im a compilation of failed marriages if you will
7. Do you like to sing in the car?   i dont sing
8. Do you like to sing in the shower? actually i do, scratch 7
9. Do you like to sing in the toilet?  wtf?
11. Sign: i can't spell, aquarius
12. Address:  ladys, write this down, 1109 apolydor ave, 1140 fisher ave,#902, and  this little crib on quesnel.
13. Sex:  male
14. Righty or lefty:  if its a sport, generally left, although i throw right
15. What do you want most in a relationship?  to just chill
16. Have you ever cheated?  i plagerized my  assignment on plagerizm
17. Martial status: married
18. Do you have a car (if so, what is it)?  i have many.
19. What kinda car do you want?  umm a hearse would be cool, put a little futon in the back a tv and a coupe consoles, would be chill

FAVORITE QUESTIONS:
20. Movie:  i dont have one favorite
21. Song: dont have on e favorite
22. Band/Singer: i think i could listen to the dresden dolls all day
23. TV Show: Trek.
24. Actor: Never thought about it.
25. Actress:  not really
26. Food: my dad makes wicked french toast
Number:  dont really have one
28. Cartoon:  Probably a WWII propaganda one, transformers......some stupid teletoon ones i guess
29. Disney Character:  dunno
30. Colour: smoke grey

LOVE LIFE ETC:
31. Do you plan on having children: a maggot in my own image, im good for now, thanks
32. Do you want to get married:  not really
33. How old do you want to be when you have your first child:  see above
34. Would you have kids before marriage: id rather not, but i wouldnt think of it any differently
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f?:  yes
36. Do you have a crush:  tragically no
EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)

37. Music/TV:  um i watch more tv than i do listening to music, but i would say i like it more
38. Guys/Girls: girls.....but my boys....i dunno
39. Green/Blue: Green
40. Pink/Purple: purple
41. Summer/Winter:   im good with the summer stuff
42. Night/Day:  im actually more of an evening person
43. Hangin Out/Chillin:  providing theres a fucking difference, "chillin" im a sucker for applying "ebonics"
44. Dopey/Funny: funny
45. Flirty/Playa:  what can i say
46. What school do you go to?  brookfield...woot
47. Ever been drunk? Not really.
48. Have you ever taken drugs? No. square central here
49. What's a major turn on for you? an attractive girl in a skirt..with no inderwear
50. How far would you go on a first date?  .......
51. Should people come out and say what they mean more often? No. it would cause more than a few problems
52. Which person do you trust and are open with the most?  not really anyone in the impression im getting from the question, but ive got a few
53. What do you think of soul mates? Lucky them.
54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?  to lead by example, yes
55. What was the last thing you cried over?  i think my mum yelling at me
56. What's something about guys/girls you don't get?  nothing crazy
58. Why? /
59. What's an object you can't live without?  internet. im also a porn demon 
60. Love or Lust:  love, but lust is fun
61. Silver or gold:  wearing too much gold means you are gay
62. Diamond or pearl: Diamonds, nothing but bling bling in yo face
63. Sunset or sunrise: Sunsets evening person
64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: i have
65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals:  i sleep with a realdoll sometimes
66. Do you have any piercings: 4 in fact, all in my head, im aware of how retarded they are
67. What colour underwear are you wearing right now?  black
68. What song are you listening to right now?  just watching much, destiny's child black and white video, theres this commercial ass nigga with gold teeth and teardrop tattoos thats super whack.
69. What are the last four digits of your phone number?  2052 i think
70. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? some place with ceiling mirrors
71. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?  me homies
72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: obvious aside, trying to find out if they keep it real
73. Favourite sport to watch: Hating.
74. What makes you happy?  games girls, dead things, trek, hating, my crew, hating my crew. the list goes on
75. What's the next cd/s you're going to get? that damn dresden dolls cd
76. Do you wear contacts, glasses, or neither? neither, im a lyrical optometrist with 20/20 vision
77. What's the best advice ever given to you?  i dunno
78. Have you ever won any special awards?  nothing that wasnt just drawn from a hat
79. What are your future goals? i plan on being a psychologist, passing more games, and owning every season of next gen and voyager
80. Worst sickness you ever had?  im just a fucking frail human being
81. Funny or Scary movies better? Funny normally
82. On the phone or in person?  person.
83. Hugs or kisses?  white chocolate is good, i really like the ones with that little chocolate swirl in them.
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? nothing
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?  just one person...damn
86. Do you have any enemies? not really
87. What is your greatest fear? that noone likes me in high school, theres nothing to lose
88. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich, fame would blow
89. What time is it in Albania now?   i dont give a fuck, probably like 5:30 am?
90. Have you ever been in love? Always.
91. Have you ever believed in Santa? not really
92.  is conor a whack m.c.? yes
93. Last time you talked to a person that you like: A few minutes ago.
94. Do you have any pets? Mr. jones, jayjay, and i guess a snakke named nifty
95. Last time you were depressed: next tiem you catch me in a car in shop class
96. Are you an alcoholic?  no, i have a shitty liver
97. Who sent this to you?  found it on conor's blog
98. What do you think of this person?  keeps it real
99. Do you want your friends to write back?  i dont give a fuck, sure, why not

 this is pretty much so my blog doesnt become abandoned web trash.

oh man conor and i are too hateful, i love chilling with ol'vansmack, the hates a good portion of it see here, check the sidebar. that was my first link.

i love watching theres nothing to lose, its such a great video.

 as the title woul suggest, a chick steps to this. so im wotrking outside of the art room like i usually do doing random things, and this grade ten girl, also named dana, was talking to this guy named ryan. so then when i walk up as im working with ryan, shes like

"there are so many rumours about you"
totally interested, im like...well?

"well for one, i hear you drink the cat girl's blood"

(i swear if i hear gay vampire)

so im like ...you mean cassandra (girl i chill with everyone call kat)

Name: Dana Jakob (Jacob) Tenzing Purcell, one of my names is after a sherpa, can you guesss which one?
Birthplace: Ottawa
Current Location: My mothers basement, in ottawa...all alone
Eye Color:  blue, very
Hair Color:  recently dyed black
Height:  5"10.5 im like shaq niggah
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Zodiac Sign:  aquari....fuck i cant spell....

Personal motto: keep it real.
Favourite place: i dont really know, always like a warm bed, im pretty partial to blakes residence.
Favourite song:  maybe a dresden dolls song
Favourite writer:  chuck palunhuik butchering the speling of his last name
One word to define yourself:  id like to hope im more complex than one word could define. i hear indifferent alot

Your heritage:  euromut, i dont even really know, a couple european countries that no longer exist.
Shoes you wore today:    my frankenstein boots with inch platform.Your fears:  no clue
Your perfect pizza:  ag's got me hooked on the stuffed crust, cheese pepperoni, a few black olives
Favourite food:  i like thai food, da makes wicked steak....some pasta...i cant answer the question very well
Goal you`d like to achieve: be happy in the long run.
Listening to a song at this moment:  big white world, marilyn manson.....my wrists are so dirty!! etc...
Your most overused phrase on MSN:  hmmm. yeah... meh
Your thought first waking up:  "fuck"
Your best physical feature:  my eyeballs most likely, or my sickly yellow skin
Your bedtime:  10-2
Your most missed memory:  maybe iim just retarded, or im thinking about this question too literally..
Pepsi or Coke: Coke,  straight up
McDonald's or Burger King: sall the same to me

Single or group dates: Single if you actually want to connect, group if you dont really want to do it
Adidas or Nike:   adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  i just like iced tea
Chocolate or vanilla:  good question..... totally on the mood.
Cappuccino or coffee:  up until recently i would of sai i dont really like either...but walking into conor's place at one in the morning frigid as  a nun, and im offered this great  coffee, changed my life. also the coffee dib makes me..which means its spiked.

DO YOU
Smoke: nope,...i dont wanna jack vansmacks style
Cuss:  depends on the company really, when tact isnt really required and i can just spit..like a sailor

Take a shower:  ........yes?
Have a crush:  why not, more than a crush though, aww im so soft
Like(d) highschool:  school is school, i just reallly dont like most of the peopel, just dont find them...theyre just idiots.
Want to get married:  i'm sure the answer will change, but im leaning on no right now
Believe in yourself: confident in what i do, i know myself, doesnt mean ill do the best things, but sall good
Think you're attractive:  yeah, but im no AG
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents:  kinda....not really too much of  a relationship, a tad shallow maybe, but it works
Get along with your siblings:  i guess, i dont see them ver oiften, theyre all at least a decade older than me, so theres nto really anything  to fight about

 to "mc" is not an instrument

IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yeah. It was New Year's, remember?
Gone on a date:  not really
Bought a CD:  50 cent record, nas stole my money
Eaten sushi:  no, bu t i wouldnt mind
Been dumped: nope
Gone skating: I have actually....
Gone skinny dipping:  shower...as clsoe as it gets with another pewrson
Dyed your hair:  all natural here
Stolen anything:  nope


This is supposed to say "Have you ever:", but Conor screwed the formatting up and can't fix it.

Played a game that required removal of clothes:  it was summer camp

Been drunk or extremely intoxicated:  yeah......
Been caught "doing something":  too many things toi mention
Gotten beaten up:  yup, i used to all the time
Shoplifted:  not really
Changed who you were to fit in:  how else can i ever be accepted?!

Age you hope to be married:  dead

Number of Childen:  im good on the front of havin wormlings
Describe your dream wedding:  as long as it ends in a place with ceiling mirrors
How do you want to die: midshag wouldnt be bad
Where you want to go to college:  ottawa u get a phd in psych
What do you want to be when you grow up:  pyscholoman
 

What country would you most like to visit: japan would be too chill

IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color: I never really cared, actually. ithings are interesting, green eyes are really catching though

Best hair color:  meh
Short or long hair:  as long as its not likee over three feet, sall good, and festers just fine.

Height:  im a sucker for short chicks
Ethnicity:  i like em brown porderican or hation, ive even tapped form the zooloo nation..im sucha bad human bbeing...who cant spell
Best weight:  as long as you wouldnt describe yourself in a personal ad as "heavy set"
Best articles of clothing:  kind of a whole package deal, i like pants,
Best first date location:  bubblicity... pennies is what ive got, the conversations good, you can just run off wherever whenever after, its good.
Best first kiss location:  whrever, just quick and playful

Number of drugs taken illegally:  0

Number of times you got your heart broken:  umm, crushed like an emo video, 0
Number of hearts you`ve broken:  not sure, a couple ive been told
Number of people I could trust my life with:  i m thinking me, no offecne, actually one or two
Number of CDs that I own:  most of mine got jacked when my brother kdedt em on a plane, si iv egot like 20
Number of piercings:  eyebrow, 2 helix, one lobe
Number of tattoos:None.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:  nobody loves me
Number of scars on my body:  nothing with a real story
Number of things in my past that I regret:  i make a point not to regret anything

i know thiss will sound rather....homosexual, but whatever

so im presenting my art isu today, its a 20 minute presentation on the renasainnce, and im talking aobut  michalangelos david, so as im talking about the sculpture. i intended to say
" so you can see the artist created elaborate and enormous pieces"
what i actually said

whatsw up, i actually had a fair bit to spit...too bad i forgot.

so im on math class right, and i overhear this girl .  nermine(middle eastern), and she was talking about how she doesnt like it when

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=382

From, like 3 days ago, published it as a draft by mistake

where to begin,  well last night...went to alecs after the gym, and ate his muffins.



went over to ag's and threw down some halo and such....they smoked some pot outside, and fucking cold.  damn, i know theres more to this... oh well. apparently i was buffalo bill 2099, adno we made sundays. i knmow it doesnt sound like a fun night, but it really was.

so today after we woke up, and slagged ag 19 to 25, went to my mums place where i then proceedded to meet alex at billings, get ag back over here, and also mike.

risk is a great game, dont get me wrong, but it really does  maek the best of friends fucking strangle each other. very paranoid.

alex was all about north america, ag was a communist and asia man, and mike pretyt much took the rest, also screwing me over in   madagasqar.

ag said, keepin it real dog. thass tha shit dog. etc, and you could rtell was beginning to lose his voice.
sad thing is, he was actually the puppet master,not a very gopod one mind you, we were just so pre occupied with fucking each other over, we didnt notice.

so whats up, just got back from ag's place, i must say the DS is pretty chil. AG and i bust those shells like its nothing mother fucka.

and just for a post,"fuck yo couch nigga!" is the best line ever, hands down, jsut for that, beats prince.

i really dont have too mcuh to say. sarala dropped bye and had diner, quite good.
and fellas, looks like im getting a copy of the d&d handbook.
sidenot $-dollas, cant shoot dice till sunday night, which kinda sucks. but i need tat time to get presesntts for people anyways,. i have no cash , and 20 people to shop for...

bling bling

this break should be good, im actually looking forward to it.
what im not looking forward to get my fucking wisdom teeth pulled. im rather paranoid about that shit.

interventionists are whack.. my philosophy of the day

side note, ag's/conor's mum, calls me out a fair bit ive come to the conclusion. today was in teh parking lot, and she obviously saw my shoddy (sp) parking job and nervous turns, and as i was walking  to the xschool, she yealled something like "you cant do anything  right." i love liz now, and i dont mind her sass, but three kids jsut looked at me, like, waht a fuck up, cant even park a car, and it hurt. Speaking of driving, i enjoy driving small japanese cars, or vans, i find anything in between freakishly unsettling.