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Mar 2, 2005
this is abandoned web trash

while i remember,  AG dropped what im not sure could be taken as a batti confession.

so were in anthro class right, talking about media and body image and such. so we talk about how girls get eating disorders and feel like shit, and also how men feel inadequate and pressured as well. So Mr. Fortier is like

" what kind of person could a guy see and try to emmulate, because of the messages he gets from the media?"

although AG was first, everyuone else was like actors, athletes etc. Ag shot up his hand and said

"Vin DIesal."

I dunno why, just struck me as funny. I know he doesnt read this blog, i should get him a VIn Diesel calander for his birthday.

         Conor and i were talking  about university and about how if i could get to western, and we roomed on the same floor right, wed each have a room in very very close proximity in a suite kinda situation. So we move both beds into one room,  hook up the second desk and  maybe a printer we can set up our laptops with.  pretty much gut the second room and make it one for sleep and school functions. with the empty second room, we put in a couch, couple tv's a big desktop pc for gaming, posters, get a cd player, some consoles, and just have it as the "chill room". Like straight chillin, how many  people have their almost private, although small, lounge? it would be too chill. ALthough id be waaay too tempted to get a wipe board to put on the door and  interchange sayingings like "no wankers allowed."

The game got mirked!
without your g-unit hookup i wont have top look at your facial paralysis anymore mother fucker!

hey now that your a big star, maybe you can give me a hookup, i can put eucalyptis oil in my eye and rap, i really can, check it.

I hate those more succesful than me, uh
i steal your shit, and impregnate your girlfriend, uh
you have no talent "game", how do you like that, huh?


Posted at 07:50 pm by spitze
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Feb 8, 2005
damn..

     

    How to Make a Pro-Ana Website
  • Define the Religion: Always include The Ana Creed, The Ana Prayer, and The Thin Commandments. These are easily found through a search on google.
  • Tips and Tricks: Help other girls escape detection, keep from eating, burn more calories, and pretend they enjoy hunger.
  • Use lots of pictures: These may include at least one picture of Kate Moss or Calista Flockhart on each page. Intersperse with other beautiful, perfect models, but do not forget the "trigger" pictures of ugly, fat women! (And make sure all of the pictures are of Caucasian people.)
  • Be White.
  • Include your daily Diary. This will show people you are suffering and artistic, but it will also help you in your quest for disappearance if you write down everything you eat, and all the calories you burn every day.
  • Thinspirational Quotes. These may include all those pithy quotes about dieting your Mom taught you ("Nothing tastes as good as Thin feels!" and "A Moment on the Lips, Forever on the Hips!"), but do not forget! "There is no TRY. There is only DO!" (The great sage Jedi Master, Yoda.)
  • Poetry, Poetry, Poetry!
  • Draw lots of pictures of faeries, and spell it F-A-E-R-I-E.

Pardon me , but im having trouble resetting the font. ive been seeing some programs on tv recently  about anorexia subculture. it is fucking weird.  like see above, the guides seem like contrived manuals for depression and insecurity, what retardted reinforcement. "in clude your daily diary. this will show people  you are suffering and artistic"

wtf?? that is whack              "pretend they enjoy hunger"?

it really sounds weird to me, like although i dont really agree with eating disorders as an outlet for anything really, it seems like these people arent even doing it for themselves at all.  Its like this brainwashing with confines and rules, what a cult. what skewed gratification.

it even calls it a religion.  it's weird how even self inflicted deprivation requires a manual and code of ethics.
what a whack world we live in


                                                                                                                                              


Posted at 11:22 pm by spitze
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Feb 1, 2005
i am so fagile, my heart is filled with pain, tonight the razor shall kiss me goodnight

1. Full name:  Dana Jacob (Jakob) Tenzing Purcell
2. Nicknames:  dane, dan purcell, gay vampire, sugarcrisp whore
3. Eyes: piercing
4. Height: like 5 10.5ish
5. Hair:  dyed black and long
6. Siblings:  4all half brothers and a half sister, so im a compilation of failed marriages if you will
7. Do you like to sing in the car?   i dont sing
8. Do you like to sing in the shower? actually i do, scratch 7
9. Do you like to sing in the toilet?  wtf?
11. Sign: i can't spell, aquarius
12. Address:  ladys, write this down, 1109 apolydor ave, 1140 fisher ave,#902, and  this little crib on quesnel.
13. Sex:  male
14. Righty or lefty:  if its a sport, generally left, although i throw right
15. What do you want most in a relationship?  to just chill
16. Have you ever cheated?  i plagerized my  assignment on plagerizm
17. Martial status: married
18. Do you have a car (if so, what is it)?  i have many.
19. What kinda car do you want?  umm a hearse would be cool, put a little futon in the back a tv and a coupe consoles, would be chill

FAVORITE QUESTIONS:
20. Movie:  i dont have one favorite
21. Song: dont have on e favorite
22. Band/Singer: i think i could listen to the dresden dolls all day
23. TV Show: Trek.
24. Actor: Never thought about it.
25. Actress:  not really
26. Food: my dad makes wicked french toast
Number:  dont really have one
28. Cartoon:  Probably a WWII propaganda one, transformers......some stupid teletoon ones i guess
29. Disney Character:  dunno
30. Colour: smoke grey

LOVE LIFE ETC:
31. Do you plan on having children: a maggot in my own image, im good for now, thanks
32. Do you want to get married:  not really
33. How old do you want to be when you have your first child:  see above
34. Would you have kids before marriage: id rather not, but i wouldnt think of it any differently
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f?:  yes
36. Do you have a crush:  tragically no
EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)

37. Music/TV:  um i watch more tv than i do listening to music, but i would say i like it more
38. Guys/Girls: girls.....but my boys....i dunno
39. Green/Blue: Green
40. Pink/Purple: purple
41. Summer/Winter:   im good with the summer stuff
42. Night/Day:  im actually more of an evening person
43. Hangin Out/Chillin:  providing theres a fucking difference, "chillin" im a sucker for applying "ebonics"
44. Dopey/Funny: funny
45. Flirty/Playa:  what can i say
46. What school do you go to?  brookfield...woot
47. Ever been drunk? Not really.
48. Have you ever taken drugs? No. square central here
49. What's a major turn on for you? an attractive girl in a skirt..with no inderwear
50. How far would you go on a first date?  .......
51. Should people come out and say what they mean more often? No. it would cause more than a few problems
52. Which person do you trust and are open with the most?  not really anyone in the impression im getting from the question, but ive got a few
53. What do you think of soul mates? Lucky them.
54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?  to lead by example, yes
55. What was the last thing you cried over?  i think my mum yelling at me
56. What's something about guys/girls you don't get?  nothing crazy
58. Why? /
59. What's an object you can't live without?  internet. im also a porn demon 
60. Love or Lust:  love, but lust is fun
61. Silver or gold:  wearing too much gold means you are gay
62. Diamond or pearl: Diamonds, nothing but bling bling in yo face
63. Sunset or sunrise: Sunsets evening person
64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: i have
65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals:  i sleep with a realdoll sometimes
66. Do you have any piercings: 4 in fact, all in my head, im aware of how retarded they are
67. What colour underwear are you wearing right now?  black
68. What song are you listening to right now?  just watching much, destiny's child black and white video, theres this commercial ass nigga with gold teeth and teardrop tattoos thats super whack.
69. What are the last four digits of your phone number?  2052 i think
70. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? some place with ceiling mirrors
71. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?  me homies
72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: obvious aside, trying to find out if they keep it real
73. Favourite sport to watch: Hating.
74. What makes you happy?  games girls, dead things, trek, hating, my crew, hating my crew. the list goes on
75. What's the next cd/s you're going to get? that damn dresden dolls cd
76. Do you wear contacts, glasses, or neither? neither, im a lyrical optometrist with 20/20 vision
77. What's the best advice ever given to you?  i dunno
78. Have you ever won any special awards?  nothing that wasnt just drawn from a hat
79. What are your future goals? i plan on being a psychologist, passing more games, and owning every season of next gen and voyager
80. Worst sickness you ever had?  im just a fucking frail human being
81. Funny or Scary movies better? Funny normally
82. On the phone or in person?  person.
83. Hugs or kisses?  white chocolate is good, i really like the ones with that little chocolate swirl in them.
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? nothing
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?  just one person...damn
86. Do you have any enemies? not really
87. What is your greatest fear? that noone likes me in high school, theres nothing to lose
88. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich, fame would blow
89. What time is it in Albania now?   i dont give a fuck, probably like 5:30 am?
90. Have you ever been in love? Always.
91. Have you ever believed in Santa? not really
92.  is conor a whack m.c.? yes
93. Last time you talked to a person that you like: A few minutes ago.
94. Do you have any pets? Mr. jones, jayjay, and i guess a snakke named nifty
95. Last time you were depressed: next tiem you catch me in a car in shop class
96. Are you an alcoholic?  no, i have a shitty liver
97. Who sent this to you?  found it on conor's blog
98. What do you think of this person?  keeps it real
99. Do you want your friends to write back?  i dont give a fuck, sure, why not

Posted at 08:55 pm by spitze
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Jan 18, 2005
pop

 this is pretty much so my blog doesnt become abandoned web trash.

oh man conor and i are too hateful, i love chilling with ol'vansmack, the hates a good portion of it see here, check the sidebar. that was my first link.

i love watching theres nothing to lose, its such a great video.

wanna see something thats whack, like, damn. im so glad i dont live here.

you know what else is fucked. the key phrase here is didn't fucking notice.

as you can see, now that i got the linking thing down, im all about it.

a fucking nail... in his BRAIN.

i know it sounds petty, but in the last three r&b, dance, and whatever videos, all the dudes are wearing suit jackets. i know i can't claim the shit as my own, cause id be stupid, but idunno, its weird.

theres a game...many found it to be shitty and disapointing..... though i pnly played it once.....i thought it was fun. despite it "sucking the flaccid cock of lame" final fantays IX was fun, i enjoyed he experience.  post if you disagree, please.  like iand im not saying it was a 10 game or anything, i think just think it gopt a bum rap, like on ff X forums, (people still update on that shit, isnt that as whack as playiong diablo 2 for more than an hour a day) and it always reverts to ff 9 bashing.

gamer77: auron was so cool, i loved his samurai swords

1337-gmrz -*auron could fucking kill zidane in a second, hes like three feet tall and with a tale...what a shitty game. and its not a afucking samurai sword!!"

gamer77:what the fuck did ff9 have to do with it

1337-gmrz -* becuase it was such a piece of shit, a betrayal to the genre, didnt it infuriate you with rage that your black mage wasnt a feeble old man or a stacked goth chick with puppets. your hero was fucking three feet tall, he had a tail, and he went super saiyan, what a fag

gamer77: agreed

thats my spiel on that... vivi was cool, and i dont think ff9 can save all mankind.

Posted at 07:29 pm by spitze
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Jan 12, 2005
so this chick steps to me and spits..

 as the title woul suggest, a chick steps to this. so im wotrking outside of the art room like i usually do doing random things, and this grade ten girl, also named dana, was talking to this guy named ryan. so then when i walk up as im working with ryan, shes like

"there are so many rumours about you"
totally interested, im like...well?

"well for one, i hear you drink the cat girl's blood"

(i swear if i hear gay vampire)

so im like ...you mean cassandra (girl i chill with everyone call kat)

"no, the other cat lady"

oh, you mean mel?

"yeah"

i havent chilled with mel for like a year

"so you havent drank her blood for a year"

losing battle, whatever, so im like, what else is there?

"i herard you slash your wrists with knives!"

actually, no, check it out, i take off my bracelets.....

"oh wow, your like normal, oh wait" she comes up and lokos an inch away from my bare wrsits." just checking for makeup on them"

what else is there?
she pretty much drops she heard i had a gauged eurethra, being a less articulate being, seh said

" i hear you have a gauged dickhole"

she actually looks kinda dumb, but sweet, and wouldnt really expect this coming from her.


so i assure her i dont, and ask if theres anything else.

"i hear you summon satan in your basement"

i tell her i just play videogames there....

fuck people are stupid




Posted at 09:37 pm by spitze
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Jan 11, 2005
all about me, the freak

Name: Dana Jakob (Jacob) Tenzing Purcell, one of my names is after a sherpa, can you guesss which one?
Birthplace: Ottawa
Current Location: My mothers basement, in ottawa...all alone
Eye Color:  blue, very
Hair Color:  recently dyed black
Height:  5"10.5 im like shaq niggah
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Zodiac Sign:  aquari....fuck i cant spell....

Personal motto: keep it real.
Favourite place: i dont really know, always like a warm bed, im pretty partial to blakes residence.
Favourite song:  maybe a dresden dolls song
Favourite writer:  chuck palunhuik butchering the speling of his last name
One word to define yourself:  id like to hope im more complex than one word could define. i hear indifferent alot

Your heritage:  euromut, i dont even really know, a couple european countries that no longer exist.
Shoes you wore today:    my frankenstein boots with inch platform.Your fears:  no clue
Your perfect pizza:  ag's got me hooked on the stuffed crust, cheese pepperoni, a few black olives
Favourite food:  i like thai food, da makes wicked steak....some pasta...i cant answer the question very well
Goal you`d like to achieve: be happy in the long run.
Listening to a song at this moment:  big white world, marilyn manson.....my wrists are so dirty!! etc...
Your most overused phrase on MSN:  hmmm. yeah... meh
Your thought first waking up:  "fuck"
Your best physical feature:  my eyeballs most likely, or my sickly yellow skin
Your bedtime:  10-2
Your most missed memory:  maybe iim just retarded, or im thinking about this question too literally..
Pepsi or Coke: Coke,  straight up
McDonald's or Burger King: sall the same to me

Single or group dates: Single if you actually want to connect, group if you dont really want to do it
Adidas or Nike:   adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  i just like iced tea
Chocolate or vanilla:  good question..... totally on the mood.
Cappuccino or coffee:  up until recently i would of sai i dont really like either...but walking into conor's place at one in the morning frigid as  a nun, and im offered this great  coffee, changed my life. also the coffee dib makes me..which means its spiked.

DO YOU
Smoke: nope,...i dont wanna jack vansmacks style
Cuss:  depends on the company really, when tact isnt really required and i can just spit..like a sailor

Take a shower:  ........yes?
Have a crush:  why not, more than a crush though, aww im so soft
Like(d) highschool:  school is school, i just reallly dont like most of the peopel, just dont find them...theyre just idiots.
Want to get married:  i'm sure the answer will change, but im leaning on no right now
Believe in yourself: confident in what i do, i know myself, doesnt mean ill do the best things, but sall good
Think you're attractive:  yeah, but im no AG
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents:  kinda....not really too much of  a relationship, a tad shallow maybe, but it works
Get along with your siblings:  i guess, i dont see them ver oiften, theyre all at least a decade older than me, so theres nto really anything  to fight about

 to "mc" is not an instrument

IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol:
Yeah. It was New Year's, remember?
Gone on a date:  not really
Bought a CD:  50 cent record, nas stole my money
Eaten sushi:  no, bu t i wouldnt mind
Been dumped: nope
Gone skating: I have actually....
Gone skinny dipping:  shower...as clsoe as it gets with another pewrson
Dyed your hair:  all natural here
Stolen anything:  nope


This is supposed to say "Have you ever:", but Conor screwed the formatting up and can't fix it.

Played a game that required removal of clothes:  it was summer camp

Been drunk or extremely intoxicated:  yeah......
Been caught "doing something":  too many things toi mention
Gotten beaten up:  yup, i used to all the time
Shoplifted:  not really
Changed who you were to fit in:  how else can i ever be accepted?!

Age you hope to be married:  dead

Number of Childen:  im good on the front of havin wormlings
Describe your dream wedding:  as long as it ends in a place with ceiling mirrors
How do you want to die: midshag wouldnt be bad
Where you want to go to college:  ottawa u get a phd in psych
What do you want to be when you grow up:  pyscholoman
 

What country would you most like to visit: japan would be too chill

IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color:
I never really cared, actually. ithings are interesting, green eyes are really catching though

Best hair color:  meh
Short or long hair:  as long as its not likee over three feet, sall good, and festers just fine.

Height:  im a sucker for short chicks
Ethnicity:  i like em brown porderican or hation, ive even tapped form the zooloo nation..im sucha bad human bbeing...who cant spell
Best weight:  as long as you wouldnt describe yourself in a personal ad as "heavy set"
Best articles of clothing:  kind of a whole package deal, i like pants,
Best first date location:  bubblicity... pennies is what ive got, the conversations good, you can just run off wherever whenever after, its good.
Best first kiss location:  whrever, just quick and playful

Number of drugs taken illegally:  0

Number of times you got your heart broken:  umm, crushed like an emo video, 0
Number of hearts you`ve broken:  not sure, a couple ive been told
Number of people I could trust my life with:  i m thinking me, no offecne, actually one or two
Number of CDs that I own:  most of mine got jacked when my brother kdedt em on a plane, si iv egot like 20
Number of piercings:  eyebrow, 2 helix, one lobe
Number of tattoos:None.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:  nobody loves me
Number of scars on my body:  nothing with a real story
Number of things in my past that I regret:  i make a point not to regret anything


Posted at 06:21 pm by spitze
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Jan 7, 2005
i suck

i know thiss will sound rather....homosexual, but whatever

so im presenting my art isu today, its a 20 minute presentation on the renasainnce, and im talking aobut  michalangelos david, so as im talking about the sculpture. i intended to say
" so you can see the artist created elaborate and enormous pieces"
what i actually said
" so you can see the artist  created elaborate and enormous penises"
despite the quick recovery, i was still an idiot.

Posted at 09:53 pm by spitze
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captains log

whatsw up, i actually had a fair bit to spit...too bad i forgot.

so im on math class right, and i overhear this girl .  nermine(middle eastern), and she was talking about how she doesnt like it when
Canadians say they hate americans, she doesnt like racism she says. this kid, sean, is trying to explain to her its actually prejiduce. hes just not getting through to her so i want to clarify. so i start out bye trying to give her an example of each, for racism " i dont like you, because you are middle eastern" then, just for a joke i say. "damn that felt good to say". so then shes like "NAda, did you hear that?" and shes like walahi you just said that, andi was like no no no, it was an example, a joke (i didnt get the chance to give the example for prejidice) and then as shes all like ahh, he said he didnt like me cause im middle eastern, miss alshama walks by, sayiing "people can have their own opinion, people can have there own opinion."

so ..judging by the name, miss alshama, i could fucking hear my mark plummeting.

also, my ass is broken. it hurts, seems to be getting progressively more painful. this all starts with mr.X, "Ypur not a man purcell, " wips * " ill eat your first born son for breakfast if you dont throw yourslef off this sled at top speed" so i do...nothing happens, so then i do it a gain, fling myself off, and bounce and bruise/sprain my tailbone on the ice.

so i hjate mr X

side note, so im at ag's today, and hes playing rome total war. he has a few saved games, and since your granted limited space you usually need to abbreviate your shit so you can read it, so fpr
" Adrian before attacking gauls"
he wrote
"AG bf ag"
i was laughing so hard, he was like wtf, i was like wtf, he told me to shut the fuck up, it was  a golden and classic adrian moment.

Posted at 08:12 pm by spitze
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Dec 23, 2004
cracka what?

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=382

interesting little quiz thing above, quite cool.
had a rather awesome 4 day event at the Blakes residence.

it would of been more awesome...if.....simcoes........dare i say it... girlfriend didnt exist.

but yeah its all good. if you ever play with vansmack, beware the canines...
probably the most idiotic thing we did was as follows.

so we're in a junglesque atmosphere, and were being constantly attacked by dinosaurs, so we dubbed it Jurassic park. We're on the hunt for a giant half reptile half elf. so we come across a dilapidated house in the general area we are supposed to find him. inside the house we come across dead elves, just lying around. so we find him in a room, and SImcoe aka $-dollas, starts rapping with him, a scandal of the city of scarlem is unveiled, and simcoe pisses him off by prying a little. He flat out tells us like 5 tmes, to just leave. So ignoring the dead elves strewn throughout the house, $-dollas, is like.

"so is it cool if we stay the night?"
giant reptile elf man "yeah, its cool, just head out in the morning."

needless to say, i am woken up to having my head bitten off.
it kinda sucked.
btw, ac of 20+, is kinda whack

here is, for all you  haters, an amazing link, please respond, and call out your favorites
http://www.livejournal.com/community/gothic_tards/

my favorites:
http://www.geocities.com/demonlovers/
http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/rosetender/rosetender.html

and just the headline, this is amazing, i love it
http://www.expage.com/page/gothsareok

Just don't stare at goths, it hurts our feelings. And don't go there about how "goths don't have feelings" cause we do. Most of us aren't the most happy people in the world,

IF U THINK THAT ALL GOTHS ARE EVIL AND ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL, THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!THIS GOTH IS GOING TO BE IN HEAVEN WITH HER BLACK CLOKE AND PINK HAILOW DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

ahahahaha, i love it! what a "phreak"
im such a hatah.

Posted at 06:00 pm by spitze
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Dec 15, 2004
Just chilling out

From, like 3 days ago, published it as a draft by mistake

where to begin,  well last night...went to alecs after the gym, and ate his muffins.



went over to ag's and threw down some halo and such....they smoked some pot outside, and fucking cold.  damn, i know theres more to this... oh well. apparently i was buffalo bill 2099, adno we made sundays. i knmow it doesnt sound like a fun night, but it really was.

so today after we woke up, and slagged ag 19 to 25, went to my mums place where i then proceedded to meet alex at billings, get ag back over here, and also mike.

risk is a great game, dont get me wrong, but it really does  maek the best of friends fucking strangle each other. very paranoid.

alex was all about north america, ag was a communist and asia man, and mike pretyt much took the rest, also screwing me over in   madagasqar.

ag said, keepin it real dog. thass tha shit dog. etc, and you could rtell was beginning to lose his voice.
sad thing is, he was actually the puppet master,not a very gopod one mind you, we were just so pre occupied with fucking each other over, we didnt notice.

so its like almost 12, were watching a show on hermamphs, alex is cruising random weird porn sites . and ag is saying thats fucking sick. and what link to pick. all in all, its a good day. ag is complaining about not having anything good to eat.

welklim out, bout to watch a movie, see ya late

Posted at 09:50 pm by spitze
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