spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic.
whats up fellow emcees?
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Jan 11, 2005
Name: Dana Jakob (Jacob) Tenzing Purcell, one of my names is after a sherpa, can you guesss which one?
Birthplace: Ottawa
Current Location: My mothers basement, in ottawa...all alone
Eye Color: blue, very
Hair Color: recently dyed black
Height: 5"10.5 im like shaq niggah
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Zodiac Sign: aquari....fuck i cant spell....
Personal motto: keep it real.
Favourite place: i dont really know, always like a warm bed, im pretty partial to blakes residence.
Favourite song: maybe a dresden dolls song
Favourite writer: chuck palunhuik butchering the speling of his last name
One word to define yourself: id like to hope im more complex than one word could define. i hear indifferent alot
Your heritage: euromut, i dont even really know, a couple european countries that no longer exist.
Shoes you wore today: my frankenstein boots with inch platform.Your fears: no clue
Your perfect pizza: ag's got me hooked on the stuffed crust, cheese pepperoni, a few black olives
Favourite food: i like thai food, da makes wicked steak....some pasta...i cant answer the question very well
Goal you`d like to achieve: be happy in the long run.
Listening to a song at this moment: big white world, marilyn manson.....my wrists are so dirty!! etc...
Your most overused phrase on MSN: hmmm. yeah... meh
Your thought first waking up: "fuck"
Your best physical feature: my eyeballs most likely, or my sickly yellow skin
Your bedtime: 10-2
Your most missed memory: maybe iim just retarded, or im thinking about this question too literally..
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, straight up
McDonald's or Burger King: sall the same to me
Single or group dates: Single if you actually want to connect, group if you dont really want to do it
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i just like iced tea
Chocolate or vanilla: good question..... totally on the mood.
Cappuccino or coffee: up until recently i would of sai i dont really like either...but walking into conor's place at one in the morning frigid as a nun, and im offered this great coffee, changed my life. also the coffee dib makes me..which means its spiked.
DO YOU
Smoke: nope,...i dont wanna jack vansmacks style
Cuss: depends on the company really, when tact isnt really required and i can just spit..like a sailor
Take a shower: ........yes?
Have a crush: why not, more than a crush though, aww im so soft
Like(d) highschool: school is school, i just reallly dont like most of the peopel, just dont find them...theyre just idiots.
Want to get married: i'm sure the answer will change, but im leaning on no right now
Believe in yourself: confident in what i do, i know myself, doesnt mean ill do the best things, but sall good
Think you're attractive: yeah, but im no AG
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: kinda....not really too much of a relationship, a tad shallow maybe, but it works
Get along with your siblings: i guess, i dont see them ver oiften, theyre all at least a decade older than me, so theres nto really anything to fight about
to "mc" is not an instrument
IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yeah. It was New Year's, remember?
Gone on a date: not really
Bought a CD: 50 cent record, nas stole my money
Eaten sushi: no, bu t i wouldnt mind
Been dumped: nope
Gone skating: I have actually....
Gone skinny dipping: shower...as clsoe as it gets with another pewrson
Dyed your hair: all natural here
Stolen anything: nope
This is supposed to say "Have you ever:", but Conor screwed the formatting up and can't fix it.
Played a game that required removal of clothes: it was summer camp
Been drunk or extremely intoxicated: yeah......
Been caught "doing something": too many things toi mention
Gotten beaten up: yup, i used to all the time
Shoplifted: not really
Changed who you were to fit in: how else can i ever be accepted?!
Age you hope to be married: dead
Number of Childen: im good on the front of havin wormlings
Describe your dream wedding: as long as it ends in a place with ceiling mirrors
How do you want to die: midshag wouldnt be bad
Where you want to go to college: ottawa u get a phd in psych
What do you want to be when you grow up: pyscholoman
What country would you most like to visit: japan would be too chill
IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color: I never really cared, actually. ithings are interesting, green eyes are really catching though
Best hair color: meh
Short or long hair: as long as its not likee over three feet, sall good, and festers just fine.
Height: im a sucker for short chicks
Ethnicity: i like em brown porderican or hation, ive even tapped form the zooloo nation..im sucha bad human bbeing...who cant spell
Best weight: as long as you wouldnt describe yourself in a personal ad as "heavy set"
Best articles of clothing: kind of a whole package deal, i like pants,
Best first date location: bubblicity... pennies is what ive got, the conversations good, you can just run off wherever whenever after, its good.
Best first kiss location: whrever, just quick and playful
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
Number of times you got your heart broken: umm, crushed like an emo video, 0
Number of hearts you`ve broken: not sure, a couple ive been told
Number of people I could trust my life with: i m thinking me, no offecne, actually one or two
Number of CDs that I own: most of mine got jacked when my brother kdedt em on a plane, si iv egot like 20
Number of piercings: eyebrow, 2 helix, one lobe
Number of tattoos:None.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: nobody loves me
Number of scars on my body: nothing with a real story
Number of things in my past that I regret: i make a point not to regret anything
Posted at 06:21 pm by spitze
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Jan 7, 2005
i know thiss will sound rather....homosexual, but whatever
so im presenting my art isu today, its a 20 minute presentation on the renasainnce, and im talking aobut michalangelos david, so as im talking about the sculpture. i intended to say
" so you can see the artist created elaborate and enormous pieces"
what i actually said
" so you can see the artist created elaborate and enormous penises"
despite the quick recovery, i was still an idiot.
Posted at 09:53 pm by spitze
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whatsw up, i actually had a fair bit to spit...too bad i forgot.
so im on math class right, and i overhear this girl . nermine(middle eastern), and she was talking about how she doesnt like it when
Canadians say they hate americans, she doesnt like racism she says. this kid, sean, is trying to explain to her its actually prejiduce. hes just not getting through to her so i want to clarify. so i start out bye trying to give her an example of each, for racism " i dont like you, because you are middle eastern" then, just for a joke i say. "damn that felt good to say". so then shes like "NAda, did you hear that?" and shes like walahi you just said that, andi was like no no no, it was an example, a joke (i didnt get the chance to give the example for prejidice) and then as shes all like ahh, he said he didnt like me cause im middle eastern, miss alshama walks by, sayiing "people can have their own opinion, people can have there own opinion."
so ..judging by the name, miss alshama, i could fucking hear my mark plummeting.
also, my ass is broken. it hurts, seems to be getting progressively more painful. this all starts with mr.X, "Ypur not a man purcell, " wips * " ill eat your first born son for breakfast if you dont throw yourslef off this sled at top speed" so i do...nothing happens, so then i do it a gain, fling myself off, and bounce and bruise/sprain my tailbone on the ice.
so i hjate mr X
side note, so im at ag's today, and hes playing rome total war. he has a few saved games, and since your granted limited space you usually need to abbreviate your shit so you can read it, so fpr
" Adrian before attacking gauls"
he wrote
"AG bf ag"
i was laughing so hard, he was like wtf, i was like wtf, he told me to shut the fuck up, it was a golden and classic adrian moment.
Posted at 08:12 pm by spitze
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Dec 23, 2004
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=382
interesting little quiz thing above, quite cool.
had a rather awesome 4 day event at the Blakes residence.
it would of been more awesome...if.....simcoes........dare i say it... girlfriend didnt exist.
but yeah its all good. if you ever play with vansmack, beware the canines...
probably the most idiotic thing we did was as follows.
so we're in a junglesque atmosphere, and were being constantly attacked by dinosaurs, so we dubbed it Jurassic park. We're on the hunt for a giant half reptile half elf. so we come across a dilapidated house in the general area we are supposed to find him. inside the house we come across dead elves, just lying around. so we find him in a room, and SImcoe aka $-dollas, starts rapping with him, a scandal of the city of scarlem is unveiled, and simcoe pisses him off by prying a little. He flat out tells us like 5 tmes, to just leave. So ignoring the dead elves strewn throughout the house, $-dollas, is like.
"so is it cool if we stay the night?"
giant reptile elf man "yeah, its cool, just head out in the morning."
needless to say, i am woken up to having my head bitten off.
it kinda sucked.
btw, ac of 20+, is kinda whack
here is, for all you haters, an amazing link, please respond, and call out your favorites
http://www.livejournal.com/community/gothic_tards/
my favorites:
http://www.geocities.com/demonlovers/
http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/rosetender/rosetender.html
and just the headline, this is amazing, i love it
http://www.expage.com/page/gothsareok
Just don't stare at goths, it hurts our feelings. And don't go there about how "goths don't have feelings" cause we do. Most of us aren't the most happy people in the world,
IF U THINK THAT ALL GOTHS ARE EVIL AND ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL, THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!THIS GOTH IS GOING TO BE IN HEAVEN WITH HER BLACK CLOKE AND PINK HAILOW DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
ahahahaha, i love it! what a "phreak"
im such a hatah.
Posted at 06:00 pm by spitze
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Dec 15, 2004
From, like 3 days ago, published it as a draft by mistake
where to begin, well last night...went to alecs after the gym, and ate his muffins.
went over to ag's and threw down some halo and such....they smoked some pot outside, and fucking cold. damn, i know theres more to this... oh well. apparently i was buffalo bill 2099, adno we made sundays. i knmow it doesnt sound like a fun night, but it really was.
so today after we woke up, and slagged ag 19 to 25, went to my mums place where i then proceedded to meet alex at billings, get ag back over here, and also mike.
risk is a great game, dont get me wrong, but it really does maek the best of friends fucking strangle each other. very paranoid.
alex was all about north america, ag was a communist and asia man, and mike pretyt much took the rest, also screwing me over in madagasqar.
ag said, keepin it real dog. thass tha shit dog. etc, and you could rtell was beginning to lose his voice.
sad thing is, he was actually the puppet master,not a very gopod one mind you, we were just so pre occupied with fucking each other over, we didnt notice.
so its like almost 12, were watching a show on hermamphs, alex is cruising random weird porn sites . and ag is saying thats fucking sick. and what link to pick. all in all, its a good day. ag is complaining about not having anything good to eat.
welklim out, bout to watch a movie, see ya late
Posted at 09:50 pm by spitze
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so whats up, just got back from ag's place, i must say the DS is pretty chil. AG and i bust those shells like its nothing mother fucka.
and just for a post,"fuck yo couch nigga!" is the best line ever, hands down, jsut for that, beats prince.
i really dont have too mcuh to say. sarala dropped bye and had diner, quite good.
and fellas, looks like im getting a copy of the d&d handbook.
sidenot $-dollas, cant shoot dice till sunday night, which kinda sucks. but i need tat time to get presesntts for people anyways,. i have no cash , and 20 people to shop for...
bling bling
this break should be good, im actually looking forward to it.
what im not looking forward to get my fucking wisdom teeth pulled. im rather paranoid about that shit.
like my teeth, are a ensitive issue, having them scraped, my gums receeding, or fla fucking pulled out, not much fun. btw i went to the dentists on monday, felt like the chick was carving her fucking initials into my gums for an hour. so isee my ex rauys, and my wisdom teeth, look perfectly straight, and i have enought room for them.....and i tell ehr this, and say then i dont need to get em yanked...right?
"no! theyre fucked, give me some pliers and an icepick and ill settle that shti right now!"
i better be put under for this....not cool, although im going to ask if i can keep them, make a necklace or something out of them, thats what my brother did, hes a neat guy.
bye the way, i know your supposed to buy presents for kids, but like how old do you have to start, my sis had a kid like 4-6 months ago, and im wondering when your obligated to start... like 2..3?
i dunno. some pointers might be good.
and p.s. i offered a manbooster shot this morning
lol, so ag was in line buying me and him luch, and his hands are full, so he puts his can of pop in his pocket to get to his cash, and the cafeteria staff see him ( the guyy who busted him looks alot how you would picture an unsuccesful super mario, mustache overweigth, all of it) so theyre all like, up aginst the wall, and he had to sta ther for like half an hour , and had to see the principle after school, everything blew over, but it was still funny, although worriesome for the fact that he may get suspended. we have a pretty seriosu "immigrants stealing all the food problem"
if your ever playing risk with ag, either kill him, or he will turn you against your closest friends with phrases like
"keep it the fuck real dog" or other shit like that till he loses his voice.
im talkinga bout ag alot.hmmm
people threw a popcan over the lockerbay and hit megan in the face while she was reading a book, although a deplorable act, the trajectory is quite admirable
fuck i hate our school.
Posted at 09:49 pm by spitze
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Dec 9, 2004
we love our hoes on video
interventionists are whack.. my philosophy of the day
side note, ag's/conor's mum, calls me out a fair bit ive come to the conclusion. today was in teh parking lot, and she obviously saw my shoddy (sp) parking job and nervous turns, and as i was walking to the xschool, she yealled something like "you cant do anything right." i love liz now, and i dont mind her sass, but three kids jsut looked at me, like, waht a fuck up, cant even park a car, and it hurt. Speaking of driving, i enjoy driving small japanese cars, or vans, i find anything in between freakishly unsettling.
shout out, although he wont read it, but ag is a great guy
Ag says: did I ever tell oyu that i had a supply teacher once that belived Alex Trebeck won the Cold War for the Captialists?-
peachy keen - says:fuck off
-peachy keen - says: no way
-peachy keen - says: in high school?
Ag says: yea last year in History class
my bio teacher knows a butcher right, so she brought in a set of pigs lungs and heatr and trachea, all attached in one piece, and beign the keener i am, was asked to stick a straw in the trachea and reinflate the lungs, which i did as im well rather into that shit. so im at teh back of the class just keepin it real, and this lebanese guy guy is poking it waearing some gloves, (this thing is fresh and still all drippy drippy, and a fellow student asks him to flip it over. but hes a lebanese muslim right, totally disgusted from pigs, refuses to acknowldege even anatomically pigs are similar to humans, and refuse to believe people evolved from monkeys) so instead of picking it up and flipping it over he just kinda pushes the shit over rather violently, and blood is splashed and sprayed a little, and people were checking themselves for blod on there clothses for like ten minutes, and, hate to say it, immigrants were washing there hands for a serious session, jsut amusing.
I'm sorry Vansmack, I try to keep it real with grammer and punctuation, but i just cant do it, yell at me until i do so.
imma try to keep it real, jerm you losing your life to world of warcraft? im keen to know
Posted at 05:54 pm by spitze
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Dec 8, 2004
hey there, not too much today. Just found out a rather interesting potential fact today. For theose of you who may not be aware of what doom is, the game that is. It consists of you killing monsters on mars. I applaud taking vidoe games to a movie format, when done properly.....but..It seems they are making a doom movie..... Using the information about the game i gave you previous, can you imagine what the movie would about? Apparently not, no mars, or even monsters, if theres a movie, ill watch it, but im not looking to forward to watching a marine play backgammon for 2 hours.
sidenote, it was weird pa didnt link to the shit, very unnatural.
oh!, TOday i disected a pig fetus. shhh.......... can you hear that, i think i just heard conor make a take thats its my flex and cranked off on it. So yeah, twas pretty cool, although i ended up breaking the arms and legs so i could pin it down easier, twas good, although some of them appeared to bleed chocolate milk. i ended up just having a Cheese pizza at lunch, the liver is huge, and intestines... rather intersting.
i know im asking for it by wearing acollar with a big fucking metal hoop in it....but...i hate it when people try to engage me in conversations by saying " Do you ever have people lead you around with a leash?"
to which i wish i could respond
"niggah please."
oh well, have fun.
Posted at 08:40 pm by spitze
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Dec 7, 2004
whats up playaz? (aka conor)
spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic. remember that!
it also means great, amazing awesome in german....damnit, punctuation wouldnt be bad on this.
Now i don't have too much to say right now, but feel like writing something.....fellaz...if your going to get down...your going to get swabbed. if your not entirely sure what the process is, it essentialy consists of you getting a slightly modified q-tip, put into your eurethra. You are then asked to give a urine test directly after, which burns. They even tell you this.
side note, when i was getting this done, they often have students come in and visit, view the procedures and such, or just other doctors, sot there i am, with my pants at my knees, and the student/visiting young doctor....is well....rather hot. (like quite)
so.
there was a potential issue at hand, but thankfully me being a teenage male, wasnt too pronounced.
damn that sucked.
peopel at my school say the stupidest shit ever, dunno if you faithful readers have ever experienced this, but here, is an exerpt.
"yo guy, i seen a chinchilla today"
"no you didnt see a chinchilla today guy, dont play"
"walahi chinchilla"
Posted at 11:11 pm by spitze
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