spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic.
whats up fellow emcees?
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Dec 9, 2004
we love our hoes on video
interventionists are whack.. my philosophy of the day
side note, ag's/conor's mum, calls me out a fair bit ive come to the conclusion. today was in teh parking lot, and she obviously saw my shoddy (sp) parking job and nervous turns, and as i was walking to the xschool, she yealled something like "you cant do anything right." i love liz now, and i dont mind her sass, but three kids jsut looked at me, like, waht a fuck up, cant even park a car, and it hurt. Speaking of driving, i enjoy driving small japanese cars, or vans, i find anything in between freakishly unsettling.
shout out, although he wont read it, but ag is a great guy
Ag says: did I ever tell oyu that i had a supply teacher once that belived Alex Trebeck won the Cold War for the Captialists?-
peachy keen - says:fuck off
-peachy keen - says: no way
-peachy keen - says: in high school?
Ag says: yea last year in History class
my bio teacher knows a butcher right, so she brought in a set of pigs lungs and heatr and trachea, all attached in one piece, and beign the keener i am, was asked to stick a straw in the trachea and reinflate the lungs, which i did as im well rather into that shit. so im at teh back of the class just keepin it real, and this lebanese guy guy is poking it waearing some gloves, (this thing is fresh and still all drippy drippy, and a fellow student asks him to flip it over. but hes a lebanese muslim right, totally disgusted from pigs, refuses to acknowldege even anatomically pigs are similar to humans, and refuse to believe people evolved from monkeys) so instead of picking it up and flipping it over he just kinda pushes the shit over rather violently, and blood is splashed and sprayed a little, and people were checking themselves for blod on there clothses for like ten minutes, and, hate to say it, immigrants were washing there hands for a serious session, jsut amusing.
I'm sorry Vansmack, I try to keep it real with grammer and punctuation, but i just cant do it, yell at me until i do so.
imma try to keep it real, jerm you losing your life to world of warcraft? im keen to know
Posted at 05:54 pm by spitze
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Dec 8, 2004
hey there, not too much today. Just found out a rather interesting potential fact today. For theose of you who may not be aware of what doom is, the game that is. It consists of you killing monsters on mars. I applaud taking vidoe games to a movie format, when done properly.....but..It seems they are making a doom movie..... Using the information about the game i gave you previous, can you imagine what the movie would about? Apparently not, no mars, or even monsters, if theres a movie, ill watch it, but im not looking to forward to watching a marine play backgammon for 2 hours.
sidenote, it was weird pa didnt link to the shit, very unnatural.
oh!, TOday i disected a pig fetus. shhh.......... can you hear that, i think i just heard conor make a take thats its my flex and cranked off on it. So yeah, twas pretty cool, although i ended up breaking the arms and legs so i could pin it down easier, twas good, although some of them appeared to bleed chocolate milk. i ended up just having a Cheese pizza at lunch, the liver is huge, and intestines... rather intersting.
i know im asking for it by wearing acollar with a big fucking metal hoop in it....but...i hate it when people try to engage me in conversations by saying " Do you ever have people lead you around with a leash?"
to which i wish i could respond
"niggah please."
oh well, have fun.
Posted at 08:40 pm by spitze
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Dec 7, 2004
whats up playaz? (aka conor)
spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic. remember that!
it also means great, amazing awesome in german....damnit, punctuation wouldnt be bad on this.
Now i don't have too much to say right now, but feel like writing something.....fellaz...if your going to get down...your going to get swabbed. if your not entirely sure what the process is, it essentialy consists of you getting a slightly modified q-tip, put into your eurethra. You are then asked to give a urine test directly after, which burns. They even tell you this.
side note, when i was getting this done, they often have students come in and visit, view the procedures and such, or just other doctors, sot there i am, with my pants at my knees, and the student/visiting young doctor....is well....rather hot. (like quite)
so.
there was a potential issue at hand, but thankfully me being a teenage male, wasnt too pronounced.
damn that sucked.
peopel at my school say the stupidest shit ever, dunno if you faithful readers have ever experienced this, but here, is an exerpt.
"yo guy, i seen a chinchilla today"
"no you didnt see a chinchilla today guy, dont play"
"walahi chinchilla"
Posted at 11:11 pm by spitze
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