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spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic. whats up fellow emcees?




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Dec 23, 2004
cracka what?

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=382

interesting little quiz thing above, quite cool.
had a rather awesome 4 day event at the Blakes residence.

it would of been more awesome...if.....simcoes........dare i say it... girlfriend didnt exist.

but yeah its all good. if you ever play with vansmack, beware the canines...
probably the most idiotic thing we did was as follows.

so we're in a junglesque atmosphere, and were being constantly attacked by dinosaurs, so we dubbed it Jurassic park. We're on the hunt for a giant half reptile half elf. so we come across a dilapidated house in the general area we are supposed to find him. inside the house we come across dead elves, just lying around. so we find him in a room, and SImcoe aka $-dollas, starts rapping with him, a scandal of the city of scarlem is unveiled, and simcoe pisses him off by prying a little. He flat out tells us like 5 tmes, to just leave. So ignoring the dead elves strewn throughout the house, $-dollas, is like.

"so is it cool if we stay the night?"
giant reptile elf man "yeah, its cool, just head out in the morning."

needless to say, i am woken up to having my head bitten off.
it kinda sucked.
btw, ac of 20+, is kinda whack

here is, for all you  haters, an amazing link, please respond, and call out your favorites
http://www.livejournal.com/community/gothic_tards/

my favorites:
http://www.geocities.com/demonlovers/
http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/rosetender/rosetender.html

and just the headline, this is amazing, i love it
http://www.expage.com/page/gothsareok

Just don't stare at goths, it hurts our feelings. And don't go there about how "goths don't have feelings" cause we do. Most of us aren't the most happy people in the world,

IF U THINK THAT ALL GOTHS ARE EVIL AND ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL, THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!THIS GOTH IS GOING TO BE IN HEAVEN WITH HER BLACK CLOKE AND PINK HAILOW DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

ahahahaha, i love it! what a "phreak"
im such a hatah.

Posted at 06:00 pm by spitze
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Dec 15, 2004
Just chilling out

From, like 3 days ago, published it as a draft by mistake

where to begin,  well last night...went to alecs after the gym, and ate his muffins.



went over to ag's and threw down some halo and such....they smoked some pot outside, and fucking cold.  damn, i know theres more to this... oh well. apparently i was buffalo bill 2099, adno we made sundays. i knmow it doesnt sound like a fun night, but it really was.

so today after we woke up, and slagged ag 19 to 25, went to my mums place where i then proceedded to meet alex at billings, get ag back over here, and also mike.

risk is a great game, dont get me wrong, but it really does  maek the best of friends fucking strangle each other. very paranoid.

alex was all about north america, ag was a communist and asia man, and mike pretyt much took the rest, also screwing me over in   madagasqar.

ag said, keepin it real dog. thass tha shit dog. etc, and you could rtell was beginning to lose his voice.
sad thing is, he was actually the puppet master,not a very gopod one mind you, we were just so pre occupied with fucking each other over, we didnt notice.

so its like almost 12, were watching a show on hermamphs, alex is cruising random weird porn sites . and ag is saying thats fucking sick. and what link to pick. all in all, its a good day. ag is complaining about not having anything good to eat.

welklim out, bout to watch a movie, see ya late

Posted at 09:50 pm by spitze
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"fuck yo couch nigga!"

so whats up, just got back from ag's place, i must say the DS is pretty chil. AG and i bust those shells like its nothing mother fucka.

and just for a post,"fuck yo couch nigga!" is the best line ever, hands down, jsut for that, beats prince.

i really dont have too mcuh to say. sarala dropped bye and had diner, quite good.
and fellas, looks like im getting a copy of the d&d handbook.
sidenot $-dollas, cant shoot dice till sunday night, which kinda sucks. but i need tat time to get presesntts for people anyways,. i have no cash , and 20 people to shop for...

bling bling

this break should be good, im actually looking forward to it.
what im not looking forward to get my fucking wisdom teeth pulled. im rather paranoid about that shit.
like my teeth, are a ensitive issue, having them scraped, my gums receeding, or fla fucking pulled out, not much fun. btw i went to the dentists on monday, felt like the chick was carving her fucking initials into my gums for an hour. so isee my ex rauys, and my wisdom teeth, look perfectly straight, and i have enought room for them.....and i tell ehr this, and say then i dont need to get em yanked...right?

"no! theyre fucked, give me some pliers and an icepick and ill settle that shti right now!"

i better be put under for this....not cool, although im going to ask if i can keep them, make a necklace or something out of them, thats what my brother did, hes a neat guy.

bye the way, i know your supposed to buy presents for kids, but like how old do you have to start, my sis had a kid like 4-6 months ago, and im wondering when your obligated to start... like 2..3?
i dunno. some pointers might be good.

and p.s. i offered a manbooster shot this morning

lol, so ag was in line buying me and him luch, and his hands are full, so he puts his can of pop in his pocket to get to his cash, and the cafeteria staff see him ( the guyy who busted him looks alot how you would picture an unsuccesful super mario, mustache overweigth, all of it) so theyre all like, up aginst the wall, and he had to sta ther for like half an hour , and had to see the principle after school, everything blew over, but it was still funny, although worriesome for the fact that he may get suspended. we have a pretty seriosu "immigrants stealing all the food problem"

if your ever playing risk with ag, either kill him, or he will turn you against your closest friends with phrases like
"keep it the fuck real dog" or other shit like that till he loses his voice.
im talkinga bout ag alot.hmmm

people threw a popcan over the lockerbay and hit megan in the face while she was reading a book, although a deplorable act, the trajectory is quite admirable
fuck i hate our school.





Posted at 09:49 pm by spitze
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Dec 9, 2004
we love our hoes on video

interventionists are whack.. my philosophy of the day

side note, ag's/conor's mum, calls me out a fair bit ive come to the conclusion. today was in teh parking lot, and she obviously saw my shoddy (sp) parking job and nervous turns, and as i was walking  to the xschool, she yealled something like "you cant do anything  right." i love liz now, and i dont mind her sass, but three kids jsut looked at me, like, waht a fuck up, cant even park a car, and it hurt. Speaking of driving, i enjoy driving small japanese cars, or vans, i find anything in between freakishly unsettling.

shout out, although he wont read it, but ag is a great guy

Ag says:did I ever tell oyu that i had a supply teacher once that belived Alex Trebeck won the Cold War for the Captialists?-
peachy keen - says:
fuck off

-peachy keen - says:no way

-peachy keen - says:in high school?

Ag says:yea last year in History class

my bio teacher knows a butcher right, so she brought in a set of pigs lungs and heatr and trachea, all attached in one piece, and beign the keener i am, was asked to stick a straw in the trachea and reinflate the lungs, which i did as im well rather into that shit. so im at teh back of the class just keepin it real, and this lebanese guy guy is poking it waearing some gloves, (this thing is fresh and still all drippy drippy, and a fellow student asks him to flip it over. but hes a lebanese muslim right, totally disgusted from pigs, refuses to acknowldege  even anatomically pigs are similar to humans, and refuse to believe people evolved from monkeys) so instead of picking it up and flipping it over he just kinda pushes the shit over rather violently, and blood is splashed and sprayed a little, and people were checking themselves for blod on there clothses for like ten minutes, and, hate to say it, immigrants were washing there hands for a serious session, jsut amusing.

I'm sorry Vansmack, I try to keep it real with grammer and punctuation, but i just cant do it, yell at me until i do so.

imma try to keep it real, jerm you losing your life to world of warcraft? im keen to  know

Posted at 05:54 pm by spitze
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Dec 8, 2004
piggy piggy

hey there, not too much today. Just found out a rather interesting potential fact today. For theose of you who may not be aware of what doom is, the game that is. It consists of you killing monsters on mars. I applaud taking vidoe  games to a movie format, when done properly.....but..It seems they are making a doom movie..... Using the information about the game  i gave you previous, can you imagine what the movie would about? Apparently not, no mars, or even monsters, if theres a movie, ill watch it, but im not looking to forward to watching a marine play backgammon for 2 hours.

sidenote, it was weird pa didnt link to the shit, very unnatural.

oh!, TOday i disected a pig fetus. shhh.......... can you hear that, i think i just heard conor make a take thats its my flex and cranked off on it. So yeah, twas pretty cool, although i ended up breaking the arms and legs so i could pin it down easier, twas good, although some of them appeared to bleed chocolate milk.  i ended up just having a Cheese pizza at lunch, the liver is huge, and intestines... rather intersting.

i know im asking for it by wearing acollar with a big fucking metal hoop in it....but...i hate it when people try to engage me in conversations by saying " Do you ever have people lead you around with a leash?"

to which i wish i could respond
"niggah please."

oh well, have fun.



Posted at 08:40 pm by spitze
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Dec 7, 2004
now listen me recording

whats up playaz? (aka conor)

spitze: what Hitler did when he was on the mic. remember that!
it also means  great, amazing awesome in german....damnit, punctuation wouldnt be bad on this.


Now i don't have too much to say right now, but feel like writing something.....fellaz...if your going to get down...your going to get swabbed. if your not entirely sure what the process is, it essentialy consists of you getting a slightly modified q-tip, put into your eurethra. You are then asked  to give a urine test directly after, which burns. They even tell you this.

side note, when i was getting this done, they often have students come in and visit, view the procedures and such, or just other doctors, sot there i am, with  my pants at my knees, and the student/visiting young doctor....is well....rather hot. (like quite)
so.
there was a potential issue at hand, but thankfully me being a teenage male, wasnt too pronounced.

damn that sucked.

peopel at my school say the stupidest shit ever, dunno if you faithful readers have ever experienced this, but here, is an exerpt.

"yo guy, i seen a chinchilla today"
"no you didnt see a chinchilla today guy, dont play"
"walahi chinchilla"

Posted at 11:11 pm by spitze
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