"no, the other cat lady"

oh, you mean mel?

"yeah"

i havent chilled with mel for like a year

"so you havent drank her blood for a year"

losing battle, whatever, so im like, what else is there?

"i herard you slash your wrists with knives!"

actually, no, check it out, i take off my bracelets.....

"oh wow, your like normal, oh wait" she comes up and lokos an inch away from my bare wrsits." just checking for makeup on them"

what else is there?
she pretty much drops she heard i had a gauged eurethra, being a less articulate being, seh said

" i hear you have a gauged dickhole"

she actually looks kinda dumb, but sweet, and wouldnt really expect this coming from her.


so i assure her i dont, and ask if theres anything else.

"i hear you summon satan in your basement"

i tell her i just play videogames there....

fuck people are stupid