Entry: all about me, the freak Jan 11, 2005



Name: Dana Jakob (Jacob) Tenzing Purcell, one of my names is after a sherpa, can you guesss which one?
Birthplace: Ottawa
Current Location: My mothers basement, in ottawa...all alone
Eye Color:  blue, very
Hair Color:  recently dyed black
Height:  5"10.5 im like shaq niggah
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Zodiac Sign:  aquari....fuck i cant spell....

Personal motto: keep it real.
Favourite place: i dont really know, always like a warm bed, im pretty partial to blakes residence.
Favourite song:  maybe a dresden dolls song
Favourite writer:  chuck palunhuik butchering the speling of his last name
One word to define yourself:  id like to hope im more complex than one word could define. i hear indifferent alot

Your heritage:  euromut, i dont even really know, a couple european countries that no longer exist.
Shoes you wore today:    my frankenstein boots with inch platform.Your fears:  no clue
Your perfect pizza:  ag's got me hooked on the stuffed crust, cheese pepperoni, a few black olives
Favourite food:  i like thai food, da makes wicked steak....some pasta...i cant answer the question very well
Goal you`d like to achieve: be happy in the long run.
Listening to a song at this moment:  big white world, marilyn manson.....my wrists are so dirty!! etc...
Your most overused phrase on MSN:  hmmm. yeah... meh
Your thought first waking up:  "fuck"
Your best physical feature:  my eyeballs most likely, or my sickly yellow skin
Your bedtime:  10-2
Your most missed memory:  maybe iim just retarded, or im thinking about this question too literally..
Pepsi or Coke: Coke,  straight up
McDonald's or Burger King: sall the same to me

Single or group dates: Single if you actually want to connect, group if you dont really want to do it
Adidas or Nike:   adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:  i just like iced tea
Chocolate or vanilla:  good question..... totally on the mood.
Cappuccino or coffee:  up until recently i would of sai i dont really like either...but walking into conor's place at one in the morning frigid as  a nun, and im offered this great  coffee, changed my life. also the coffee dib makes me..which means its spiked.

DO YOU
Smoke: nope,...i dont wanna jack vansmacks style
Cuss:  depends on the company really, when tact isnt really required and i can just spit..like a sailor

Take a shower:  ........yes?
Have a crush:  why not, more than a crush though, aww im so soft
Like(d) highschool:  school is school, i just reallly dont like most of the peopel, just dont find them...theyre just idiots.
Want to get married:  i'm sure the answer will change, but im leaning on no right now
Believe in yourself: confident in what i do, i know myself, doesnt mean ill do the best things, but sall good
Think you're attractive:  yeah, but im no AG
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents:  kinda....not really too much of  a relationship, a tad shallow maybe, but it works
Get along with your siblings:  i guess, i dont see them ver oiften, theyre all at least a decade older than me, so theres nto really anything  to fight about

 to "mc" is not an instrument

IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol:
Yeah. It was New Year's, remember?
Gone on a date:  not really
Bought a CD:  50 cent record, nas stole my money
Eaten sushi:  no, bu t i wouldnt mind
Been dumped: nope
Gone skating: I have actually....
Gone skinny dipping:  shower...as clsoe as it gets with another pewrson
Dyed your hair:  all natural here
Stolen anything:  nope


This is supposed to say "Have you ever:", but Conor screwed the formatting up and can't fix it.

Played a game that required removal of clothes:  it was summer camp

Been drunk or extremely intoxicated:  yeah......
Been caught "doing something":  too many things toi mention
Gotten beaten up:  yup, i used to all the time
Shoplifted:  not really
Changed who you were to fit in:  how else can i ever be accepted?!

Age you hope to be married:  dead

Number of Childen:  im good on the front of havin wormlings
Describe your dream wedding:  as long as it ends in a place with ceiling mirrors
How do you want to die: midshag wouldnt be bad
Where you want to go to college:  ottawa u get a phd in psych
What do you want to be when you grow up:  pyscholoman
 

What country would you most like to visit: japan would be too chill

IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color:
I never really cared, actually. ithings are interesting, green eyes are really catching though

Best hair color:  meh
Short or long hair:  as long as its not likee over three feet, sall good, and festers just fine.

Height:  im a sucker for short chicks
Ethnicity:  i like em brown porderican or hation, ive even tapped form the zooloo nation..im sucha bad human bbeing...who cant spell
Best weight:  as long as you wouldnt describe yourself in a personal ad as "heavy set"
Best articles of clothing:  kind of a whole package deal, i like pants,
Best first date location:  bubblicity... pennies is what ive got, the conversations good, you can just run off wherever whenever after, its good.
Best first kiss location:  whrever, just quick and playful

Number of drugs taken illegally:  0

Number of times you got your heart broken:  umm, crushed like an emo video, 0
Number of hearts you`ve broken:  not sure, a couple ive been told
Number of people I could trust my life with:  i m thinking me, no offecne, actually one or two
Number of CDs that I own:  most of mine got jacked when my brother kdedt em on a plane, si iv egot like 20
Number of piercings:  eyebrow, 2 helix, one lobe
Number of tattoos:None.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:  nobody loves me
Number of scars on my body:  nothing with a real story
Number of things in my past that I regret:  i make a point not to regret anything

   6 comments

Sarala
January 12, 2005   09:33 PM PST
 
Yr a funny kid. The "wormlings" comment made me chuckle.
Kayli
January 11, 2005   10:31 PM PST
 
*hands you your soap*
VSmack
January 11, 2005   06:43 PM PST
 
Probably because I know Nas.

Also, we have more in common than our two vastly different survey responses would indicate.
Nas
January 11, 2005   06:42 PM PST
 
u like the shit, dont u?

i got ur paper right here, purcell

SO MUCH MONEY!!!

I GOT UR PAPER BITCH!!
DAna
January 11, 2005   06:38 PM PST
 
why do i even hang out with you
VSmack
January 11, 2005   06:37 PM PST
 
Comments:

Name: Wasn't your name supposed to be, like, Merlin or something? That would have been gold.

Song at the moment: You and all your kind make me sick with the elitist, pedantic and morally conservative furor that has come to define me.

Gotten beaten up: By both me and AG. Talk about a lifetime ago.

Ethnicity: Yes, you managed to screw them all up. My furor is also invoked by your negress loving, but you don't need me to tell you that.

Best first date location: And if bad comes to worse, you can always read the ads about their new location in The Market!

Number of drugs taken illegally: You and all your kind make me sick with the free-spirited, quixotic and morally liberal passion that has come to define me.

Wasn't that fun?


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